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My tweets

  • Sat, 13:50: A decade ago, I did my first real race half marathon and clocked a 1:44:13 (and it kicked my ass to manage that much). Yesterday, I was just a handful of seconds off that time. On an easy long run. Pushing 70+ pounds of kid and stroller. Keep doing the work, people.
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My tweets

  • Mon, 12:02: RT @DebWNJ: Bella is from South Texas, practically spitting distance from the Rio Grande, so she needs a heating pad in our air-conditioned…
  • Tue, 09:17: The only thing worse than the Phils bullpen is this stat. https://t.co/KBXLTgmtcc
  • Tue, 10:17: Momma Bear’s off with Big E on their camping trip, leaving me with the little dude and enough cold brew to kill a horse. I might make it to tomorrow, but no guarantees.
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  • Sat, 15:30: Because he’s a bougie kid, Li’l E prefers “cold water,” by which he means filtered from the fridge. Give him tap water, and he’ll complain about you trying to serve you “sewer water.” We’re 100% gonna get phone calls from his kindergarten teacher come the fall. And DHS.