Note to self: check to make sure you have all the ingredients for awesome veggie soup before you get halfway through and have to improvise.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

Teixeira looks like Silvio Dante when he makes that grimace-y face.

Yankees: $1.5 billion in salary in 9 years, 1 WS title. Florida Marlins: $281 million in salary in 9 years, 1 WS title. Hmm.

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Tonight, I was using Songza to go through some music videos that I remember epitomizing the '80s (contenders "Land of Confusion", "Final Countdown" (the sorta-concert version) and "Got My Mind Set On You" all trail "Money for Nothing"), and decided to check on the lifespan of some '80s bands.

And discovered the Bangles are all at least 50 years old now.

Somehow, I feel like I aged a decade in the span of 15 minutes.