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This is a serious rally cap.

Damn rain delays.

I am officially the loudest person here, as evidenced by Werth's homer.

Pettite is a human glacier. I could get a nice nap in between pitches.

The umps are gonna need to be escorted by tanks after that call.

Uh, A-Roid, aren't you supposed to be the best player on the field?

Swisher hasn't hit in a month. WTF?

Jayson Werth: awful facial hair, big bat.

Uh, Brett Myers? This should be interesting.

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Dear Phillies: watch and learn from the first half here of Iggles-Jints.

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Attention, pumpkin butter addicts: Trader Joe's is your dealer.