Chernobyl-licious, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Post-apocalyptic monkey will haunt your dreams.

Geez, it's bad enough I have to sit here and transmit photos from my driver's seat, you gotta make me listen to Miley Cyrus, too?

Everyone's going to say they're thankful for meaningful, profound things tomorrow... but I'm thankful for keyboard shortcuts.

Man, I pick a random night to watch Conan, and Norm MacDonald appears to be drunk and/or high. This is fantastic.

Somehow, Christmas shopping on the internet on your day off just doesn't feel right with pants on.

The western fjords, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Walmart: yeah, we could get the name of the town right, but that would, you know, take effort.

FREEBIRD!

4chan offline, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

/b/tard graffiti - under a bridge, appropriately enough.

Like, wow, man, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

The official Wegmans hippie beacon back in the organic, free-range granola section.

Football playoffs are over for the locals - with only Turkey Day games left to go, I'm celebrating with wine. Thanks, South America.

Dear Them Crooked Vultures: thank you for bringing back the rock. Love, America. \m/

I'm not sure when "Crazy Train" became a standard marching band tune, but I'm glad it did.

Wegmans shopping madness, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

This seems like an abuse of the term, "nog."

Listen, after shooting sports in a nor'easter two nights in a row, I shouldn't even be sober enough to be able to type this.

On 95, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Mmm... bacon dispenser.

Murder sentencing and football in the ongoing nor'easter today. Yeah, sounds like a typical Friday the 13th.

What, did Lou Dobbs get tired of people demanding facts and non-racist diatribes?

I get to cover a soccer championship game in a nor'easter - for the second year in a row! Soccer with 50-mph wind gusts is hilarious.

I applaud Cashpoint for finding such a diverse group of obvious crackheads for their unintentionally hilarious commercials.

Signs my wife has PMS: she cries at the Southwest Bags commercial.

Announcers tell us McNabb hasn't thrown an INT in forever, so it was inevitable he'd throw that pick.

Hey FOX: can we let Joe Buck ruin either just football or just baseball, not both?

Note to self: check to make sure you have all the ingredients for awesome veggie soup before you get halfway through and have to improvise.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

Teixeira looks like Silvio Dante when he makes that grimace-y face.

Yankees: $1.5 billion in salary in 9 years, 1 WS title. Florida Marlins: $281 million in salary in 9 years, 1 WS title. Hmm.

There is no greater sin than mediocre pizza.

Ugh. This election still isn't decided locally, and deadline's staring me down.

So Maine loves pot but hates gays, it seems. Gay marriage people: bring this back up when everyone is stoned next year.

Election night ends, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Transmitting from the parking lot, 'cause that's how we roll.

Hey, Walmart: fuck you. Christmas is in two months, and you're shoving it in my face already?

Winning ugly is still winning.

Writing in, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Flapjacks (and my shoe) voted: you should, too.

Oh, crap, McCarver can't even pronounce "Iggles" correctly.

Phantom score and an intentional walk to Chooch - what a weird inning.

Prediction: Wanda Sykes' new talk show will last 17 episodes, tops.

Rally lobsters come into the game: Flapjacks goes on my head, Utley homers. Flapjacks stays on my head.

Prediction: the American Express Faces commercial will be more memorable than anything from the Super Bowl.

Digital audio got garbled, and now Joe Buck sounds like Darth Vader's learning-disabled little brother.

Phillies starters for Games 5, 6 and 7: Cliff Lee, Cliff Lee, Cliff Lee.

Multimedia message, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Attention, pumpkin butter addicts: Trader Joe's is your dealer.

Damn rain delays.

I am officially the loudest person here, as evidenced by Werth's homer.

Pettite is a human glacier. I could get a nice nap in between pitches.

The umps are gonna need to be escorted by tanks after that call.

Uh, A-Roid, aren't you supposed to be the best player on the field?

Swisher hasn't hit in a month. WTF?

Jayson Werth: awful facial hair, big bat.

Uh, Brett Myers? This should be interesting.

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Dear Phillies: watch and learn from the first half here of Iggles-Jints.

Not messing around, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

This is a serious rally cap.

Best costume of the day: a dude with 8 dolls strapped to his waist, bandolier-style - he was Jon Gosselin.

Nice that ESPN360 jacks the volume 2-3x during commercials. That isn't annoying or anything.

My mom could've made that throw, Johnny Damon.

Die in a fire, Joe Buck.

Continue to die in a fire, Joe Buck.

Geez, Joe Buck, be a little more pissed off at Ibanez's double.

Chase hurt? More like Chase dishes out the hurt.

McCarver's drunk. Jerek Liter?

Good God, the umpires got a call right? I'm shocked.

This just in: Cliff Lee beat the crap out of Chuck Norris in between innings.

Choochtober, baby!

OK, Phils: as a lifelong Red Sox fan, there's nothing I want more than for Pedro to wreck the Yankees one more time. Make it happen.

The Flapjacks 2009 Campaign Bus is hitting the road. And by "campaign bus", I mean my Hyundai. flappuccino.livejournal.com

DeSean Jackson basically gave me a win in fantasy football with a single carry and a single catch. That's absurd.

Hey, nice job gift-wrapping the ALCS for the Yankees, Scott Kazmir.

Candy madness, originally uploaded by aerialcrustacean.

Wegmans Halloween characters: Kodos, pirate ghost... and, uh, Jesus. Or scary old man. Or maybe zombie Jesus.